I recently went out with this bloke who was a bit flash. On our first date her took me out for a really flash dinner. We had an amazing meal and were working our way through a bottle of champagne when he told the lamest joke ever. I snorted and sprayed bubbly all over him. Out of my nose. Lovely. No. Fortunately, he was too nice to look horrified.

Sarah, 20, Leyton

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