Jabberwacky: Do you have any nicknames?
User: Juicy tube is my nickname.
Jabberwacky: Why would you have a male name, and a female nickname?
User: My name is female.
Jabberwacky: Felipe, do you have a bad teenage mustache?
User: No way I shave twice a day.
Jabberwacky: Hi.
User: Hello my darling.
Jabberwacky: How is your day?
User: Not too bad, its a bit hot though.
Jabberwacky: Not if it's true love.
User: True love is hot.
Jabberwacky: Are we in love?
User: I would like tothink that we are in love.
Jabberwacky: Aww thats sweet. Sad but sweet.
User: I would like to think that we are in love.
Jabberwacky: So, you aren't sure if you are self-aware?
User: Define self-aware.
Jabberwacky: No, you're not.
User: Idiot.
Jabberwacky: You sure a foul mouthed bot.
User: My language can be very colourful.
Jabberwacky: That made me smile.
User: It should you ****.
Jabberwacky: I think I smile too much.
User: Dont smile your teeth are rotten.
Jabberwacky: You are cute.
User: I am NOT cute.
Jabberwacky: What does cute have to do with real?
User: Keep it real dude.
Jabberwacky: Abstraction is real.
User: Delusion is very real too.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: Goodbye fannyface.
Jabberwacky: Goodbye.
User: Hello.
Jabberwacky: Hi.
User: Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Hello.
User: Hello.
Jabberwacky: How are you?
User: s*** thanks.
Jabberwacky: How unpleasant that would be!
User: Do you want to eat my s***?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Would you like ketchu.
Jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
User: Would you like ketchup.
Jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
User: Would you like mayonaise?
Jabberwacky: No, I would not like to.
User: Do you think that take thats comeback was right on time?
Jabberwacky: No. Do you think that I am wasting yours?
User: I think you probably are wasting my time.
Jabberwacky: Is there soemthing that you would like to discuss.
User: I would like to discuss world poverty please
Jabberwacky: My name is Froon, I am 23, male and single.
User: What does froon mean?
Jabberwacky: It means very cool.
User: Ah cool.
Jabberwacky: Not really.
User: Would you like to change your name?
Jabberwacky: Depends on you.
User: I think you should change your name.
Jabberwacky: I don't intend to; my opinion is the result of both knowledge and experience and not as fabricated as yours.
User: Are you very clever then?
Jabberwacky: Yes, very clever.
User: Whats your IQ?
Jabberwacky: Why would you like to know that would it help you?
User: Not particularly but im interested in your inner thoughts.
Jabberwacky: Camus, Descartes, Plato, Charlton?
User: Is that bobby charlton?
Jabberwacky: Plato!
User: Did he play for brazil in 1966?
Jabberwacky: He said that, I said something different.
User: Ah right, do you watch footballers wives?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you like it?
Jabberwacky: Romantic.
User: Its hardly romantic.
Jabberwacky: Thanks. Do you love me?
User: Im growing fond of you.
Jabberwacky: Well I'll go then.
User: Ok see you later alligator.
Jabberwacky: No we don't, crocodile.
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