Madonna's new man is... Jesus
How festive
23 December 08
Madonna hasn't quite pulled the son of God just yet (surely it’s only a matter of time), but, according to reports, she has fallen into the arms of a Brazilian model named Jesus.
Madge worked with Jesus Luz on a magazine shoot, and sources told Page Six that they were being very open about being together.
Another publication claims that, ‘Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.’
Hmm, we have a couple of expressions for that ourselves, any they all end in ‘buddy’. Amusingly, Madge's publicist would only say, 'I'm still waiting to hear about Jesus.'
It’s good to see Madonna getting into the Christmas spirit.
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